dick and Tim on the top of two opposite buildings when the com link is down frantically playing charades in order to get the details of the case despite both of them being fluent in ASL

Oracle gets the com link back up and only tells dick to move closer to a security camera so she can properly criticize how he’s acting out that safe cracking because with how that’s looking he might as well if just acted out cracking an egg because it would’ve been clearer

Always got you bestie

Robin 118

things all the robins were ready for when they began crime fighting: guns, getting shot at, being held at gunpoint

what none of the robins were ready for: 220+ lbs of one Bruce Thomas Wayne jumping on top of them and shielding them whenever bullets start flying

what batman was not ready for: flinging his entire 220+ lbs self at his baby in a defensive rugby tackle but his baby is now also a 220+ lbs motherfucker and everyone has a concussion

how could i not reference the brothers of all time….

……..boobs.

This just in: local reporter more famous for looking like celebrity friend than any of his stories from last decade

My firm and very sincere belief that Tim Drake and Damian Wayne are the brothers that completely affirm each others paranoia fuelled contingencies for really inane situations. Its the most irritating thing ever. Like Damian will say “what if this girl scout is really just a means for someone to poison us” and Tim will instantly say “you’re so right, we need to do a homeland security level background check on the entire girl scouts chapter in gotham immediately”. The definition of bring out the worst in each other.

They’re not allowed to be in any living situation together without supervision because the last time they were left alone in the manor together, they literally created such stringent security measures that not even Alfred and Bruce could get into the house.

Dick, giving out the news paper: okay, Sundays funnies for Steph.

Stephanie: yes! Garfield, the cat keeping me sane in there trying times what Cha got for me.

Dick: crossword for Dami.

Damian: thank you Richard, I shall make you proud of my intelligent.

Dick: I'm already proud of you, Jason, horoscope.

Jason: let's see what's for today's leo.

Dick: sports for Tim and Duke.

Tim: oh I can't look, tell me did our team won?

Duke: we won!

Tim: oh good, Bruce can live after making us miss it.

Dick: entertainment for Cass.

Cass: thank you, I've been waiting for this part.

Dick: rest for Bruce to glare at.

Bruce: I don't like this nepotism attitude they have for me.

Dick: you're from a rich family, now shush I'm looking for through the obituaries. Come on, Dean Allen where are you...

Jason: what did he do?

Dick: can't remember, I just know I want him dead.

Jason: very Sagittarius (or pisces) of you.

tim, fending off a feral damian wildly swinging a katana at his head and a looming jason who is trying to take out his kneecaps and pin him to the ground: I dunno about everyone else but I think they’re brother shaped

Trying my hand at these fun convos.

Bruce: *giving PowerPoint presentation to the boys on how important (and at times hard) it is to be a role model as a celebrity and philanthropist* So you need to really put in the time and effort if you ever hope for your names to join my own as a defender of…

Tim: *cutting off the overlong lecture* OK, second most well-known Bruce in New Jersey.

Bruce: What?

Dick: OK, second most well-known philanthropist in New Jersey.

Bruce: What?

Jason: Heh. Maybe you should try starting a band if you want to be number one in either of those categories.

Bruce: I don’t understand.

Damian: TT. Father, while you are beloved in Gotham, individuals residing elsewhere are far more likely to recognize the names of certain other New Jersey residents, and their philanthropy work, before they do yours.

Bruce: *exasperated* Boys, it’s not a competition.

The chaos of jl meetings in the batcave is hilarious to me.

Dami just walking in with batcow

Weapons pointed at Jason

Tim's sleep deprivation

Stephs chaoticness

Cass randomly sitting on Bruce's chair

I need more fics like this on ao3

the way that she has to do a split and bend like that to take a closer look at barbie's feet because that's literally the only way the dolls can do that

pav’s spiderman advice hotline! (he’s completely wrong abt everything his spider senses do not apply to every situation like he thinks they do)

Almost every Jason-Tim accidental brother acquisition fic pretty much goes like:

Tim: If not brother, why brother shaped?

Jason: completely failing to do anything that would prove this wrong.

Tim has scheduled a 5 minute mental breakdown once a month, as a treat

Pavitr Prabhakar

fic where someone (Tim?) is convinced Bruce is Batman but can’t prove it so he keeps cornering him in bizarre scenarios to try and like, get him to do a triple backflip or save a car full of kids or something equally amazing and competent. all the while Tim grows even more convinced that Bruce is Batman, because the man finds a way to solve the problem every time without hesitation or even the faintest hint that he’s going to give away his identity